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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via birdghost)

i officially don’t own any pillowcases that aren’t horribly stained with prescription strength acne cream, so that’s nice